everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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