I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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