that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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