Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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