i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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