I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
