those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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