I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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