i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
is it fun? or sober?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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