that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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