I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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