WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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