Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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