You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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