RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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