"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Bring me that man meat
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
