I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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