is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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