I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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