Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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