That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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