I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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