my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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