I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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