Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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