I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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