i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How naked do you want me to be?
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