hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
either way he was missing a nipple.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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