North Korea, Best Korea!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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