I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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