Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
