pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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