I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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