I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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