gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
did i just pee glitter
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