Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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