waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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