Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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