how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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