Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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