just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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