No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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