If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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