how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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