I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
COCAINE IS GR8
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
