playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
