he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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