if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i will never coherently bang her
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
