what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
