For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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