Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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