brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If that was your dad, he is hot
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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