It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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