Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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