he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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