so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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