In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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