butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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