He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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